The LBD

Two years ago I bought this little black dress that looked smashing on me. I am going to be honest. You would wear on a date and afterwards it was the type of dress to come off at his house. Josh has never seen me wear it because I weighed 125 when I first bought the dress. I took some pictures of it and posted them above to the blog.
I just pulled it out of a box I had it packed in. Goddess, it makes me feel nostalgic. It has hardly been worn.
You can not see much detail. However, I can describe it. It falls just above the knee. The shoes are damn well near stilletto height. The dress itself is made of  a lacey fabric. I used to wear it with thigh high stockings and a shrug around my shoulders. I looked smashing in it!
Hopefully, in the next six months, I might wear that dress again. The only reason I say that is because I know how quickly I used to lose weight when I would eat healthy and I exercise. It just falls off. I am talking twenty or thirty pounds in two months. No, it is not healthy by standards. There is nothig I can do about it because I eat and I do not over exercise. It just peels off. I do not know why.
Now, my metabolism might have slowed down because I am now twenty seven. We will see in the next two months. If my metabolism has not slowed down then in three months I will most likely be wearing the dress, stockings and heels.
If it does come off that quickly I could see a doctor. There is not much of a point because I have never been the type to starve myself. It just comes off. Then again, I could be pregnant. I think it will take six months or longer because I have been on depo. The harmones take that long to move completely out of your system. Beyond that it takes most couples over the age of twenty five six months to concieve. I am looking at close to eight months, if not longer, to concieve. That means I will be wearing the LBD (Little Black Dress) this winter.
If I am wrong, then so be it. Life happens all the time. Statistics and doctors have been wrong before about the depo shot. In know this because woman get pregnant on the shot constantly. Depo provera is not fool proof. Either way, I am eating the right types of food. I am eating the right amount of calories. I am exercising 'the right way.' I am over doing it.' If it peels off like it has in the past then I am not to be blamed. Even with all the chocolate I have been eating it will still probably come off.